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Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
1:41 am	should i talk slower like you're retarted? being a stripper must sux. strippers are so awesome, except for the ugly ones (GET IT?!). i'm sure it's a sweet job as far as work goes, but think about it. anyone who's anyone will put you down behind your back just for making a living doing what it is you do. chances are you'll see that same guy in yer fuckin stripclub, hootin' and a'hollerin and carryin' on, throwing those george washingtons at you like they're fucking silver dollars (GET IT?!). did anyone ever stop to think that maybe it was just given a bad name by someone who was dumped by a stripper, or didn't get the lap dance 'the way they wanted it', and maybe we should just stop and erase all past assumptions made about these lovable naked women, and just start over again? (GET IT!?!?) if they really are all coked out and shit then at least we can be like 'we gave you a chance'. nah, it's ok. i don't even really like strippers that much anyways. i bet they sleep with everyone they've ever met, even the girls! *squeal* (YOU JUST DON'T GET IT!) LOOK AT ME, I READ TO SLUT(S)!!!!! dancing jams fingers when influenced correctly i need some help with my fucking fingers they are out of fucking control even if it really was two weeks ago NO I DON'T WANNA 'PUMP THE JAM'! speaking of jams....i think i'm joining up with a country/rock band. it's gonna be interesting, at least until we start playing. i'll probably lose interest then. i think they might be in 'cover band denial', meaning they have 'original' songs, but prefer to play music originally produced by others. wrether or not i will ever hear these 'originals' is entirely up to nobody because they don't exist, the end. (stupid mother fu----------cker) NO DADDY, NOOOOOOOOOO! Current Mood: silly Current Music: MSI - StupidMF (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 1st, 2005
10:47 pm	i really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe i really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe i really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe i really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe i really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe i really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe i really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe i really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe i really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe cupajoe! cupajoe! cupajoe! cupajoe! cupajoe! cupajoe! BLACK AND STROOOOONNNNNG! yea. maybe not so much coffee as cigarettes. it'll be worth it tho, right? right? RIGHT?!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! MY FINGER HURTS!!1! whew. wtf is wrong with you religious groups? who gives a flying fuck how walmart or target employees greet you during the holiday season. they work at FUCKING WALMART. maybe you're angry cause you couldn't land the JOB OF THE FUCKING YEAR DEVELOPING PHOTOS BEHIND A COUNTER (IN UNDER AND HOUR I MIGHT ADD). maybe this is your new way of forcing your religion onto all the aetheists in blue vests. it's like you really are offended that someone could ever worship any god, other than the christian god. i'm by no means anti-christian, or even anti-religion for that matter, its just not for me. yes, our nation was founded on christianity, but that is NOT what america is supposed to be about. this nation is about the freedom to practice whatever religion you want to, without persecution. just because you were here first doesn't mean youre right about everything, if anything at all. seriously, grow the fuck up. that is all. Current Mood: moody Current Music: THE THREAT IS REAL!!!!! (Comment on this)
2:59 am	woe is me! woe indeed. work sux, and then some. at least i get to sit on my ass, altho my ass kinda hurts from all the 'doing nothing'. oh well. at least i have a job. being a hobo makes you a loser, unless you're already awesome, which i don't think you are. almost done with the court fines. know what that means? no! you don't! it means i can leave this place and never have to see any of your faces ever again! yay! been talking to C&C about endorsement. that is neat! they like to complain tho. apparently 6 pc. sets are out, 3 pc. sets are in. bottom line? there is no bottom line. i really don't give a fuck what the drummer from 'brand new' plays on. neways, i'm out. u sux. thats the bottom line. Current Mood: bored Current Music: Gizmachi!!! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 1st, 2005
5:03 pm	i'm not one to normally make assumptions or second-guess others decisions. new orleans is full of people on the streets with no food or water, let alone shelter. we saw this hurricane coming. we knew what was going to happen. the hurricane left monday night. people are just now getting help, and not much of it. FEMA is just now sending people and supplies, claiming they just received a request for these supplies only 4 or 5 hours ago. why the fuck would people who have been on the streets since last weekend JUST NOW send this request. all we have to do is send busses down there and move the people away from there. it's not a difficult concept. do we really need to count every single bus in the entire country to prove what we are capable of. send transportation and/or supplies or more people will die. i guess these people have to die. Current Mood: confused (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 20th, 2005
2:00 am	i saw the spoonman today. as it turns out, the spoonman has been having an affair with a tomato. everyone knows this is strictly forbidden. it was love at first sight, at least until mr. and ms. tomato discovered their filthy secret. needless to say they had to step in. why they chose a craved lemming to frighten him away? that i dont know. all i know now is that the lemming cant stop. he killed the spoonman in cold blood with a sawed off shotgun. this made the tomato very sad. i saw it. the lemming knows i saw it. hes out there right now, watching me, planning his assault on ME, an INNOCENT witness that was in the wrong place at the wrong time. RIP spoonman. its almost poker time. no wait it is poker time. peace out! (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
4:09 pm	sometimes, in any given sausage factory, one or two sausages might escape to the factory floor. why, they might even roll under some giant piece of machinery where they can remain unseen for all eternity. but the fact remains....that little sausage will eventually become shit no matter where it ends up. interview at costco today! it went......okay. that guy who talked to me seemed to really hate his life, but at the same time acted cheerful and excited to be alive. hopefully soon I too can be dead inside. i am b-b-b-b-b-b-bored and youre not helping LJ. my vehicle inspection is out. if anyone wants to trade their sticker for a waffle or something talk to me. dont be surprised when i snatch it and run away. youll realize soon enough that there never were any waffles. i dont even have a waffle iron. pfffhhh you walked right into it. that is. all. Current Mood: tired Current Music: pink floyd - relics (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 16th, 2005
6:52 pm	UPDATE! IM UPDATING! OH MY GOD SOMEONE PINCH ME! i havent updated in a long time. i havent been this bored in a long time either. still working at kohls. the hours still sux but everyone i work with rox. i work with this one guy whos basically retarted. its awesome. went to court friday for the dwi. turns out they frown upon that kind of thing up at the big house. they were MAD. so far its cost me about 6 grand. its a good thing also sell crack for a living. omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg! out of ideas..... Current Mood: chipper Current Music: iggy and the stooges - raw power (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005
3:26 am	sometimes i stop what i am doing, only to realize that for some reason everything is bouncing around with glee and merryment, with a clear over-abundance of color and contrast. then i wake up. it fucking sucks. im thinking about moving to zimbabwe. i wrote a report on it once in 3rd grade. if i ever ran out of food i could just eat the tiny unhealthy natives that live there. noone would really give a shit. i love earth. earth is fuckin sweet. its the cattle that are boring. grass is fucking boring. golly gosh JEEZ! im gonna...im gonna.....IM GONNA GET DRUNK. oh yea, wait. no. no, im not. ONE OF THESE DAYS, IM GONNA BLING IT ON. IM GONNA BLING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO. NOTHING!!! Current Mood: bored (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 6th, 2005
5:22 pm	UP-DATE UP-DATE UP-DATE DURR! doctor says i have the flu. i thought it was strep. but its the flu. its not strep. durr. DURR. im watching 'blow' with my mom. awkward. this is about as wierd as watching a porn with my mom, minus the nudity but about the same amount of cocaine is involved. i dont think im going to work tuesday, even if i feel better. i felt pretty shitty thursday, and going to work just multiplied that by oh lets say A FUCKING THOUSAND. who knew boxes could amplify viral infections? i wanna play drums real bad. apparently playing drums could also amplify my temporary upper respiratory std. damn you jesus. DAMN YOU! my mom paused the movie for ten minutes so she could 'go to the bathroom'. ew. fucking ew. DURR! Current Mood: drained (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 5th, 2005
11:30 pm	oh golly gee! being sick sucks. so does being raped by a bull elephants trunk. total suckage. in other news ive spent all fucking weekend with my mom. i wont be surprised if i start eating more mcdonalds than i already do. i have to give her some credit though. she did stick with those little frosted donettes for a while today. did i mention inuyasha sux? my thrizoat hizurts. i probably shouldnt have tried to smoke a cigarette. oh well, im not niccin nemore. i sure could use some more dua-dua-dua-dua-dua-duacta peppa. SNIFF THAT BUTT! SNIFF THAT BUTT! SNIFF THAT BUTT! SNIFF! THAT! BUTT! Current Mood: sick Current Music: the agonizing sounds of inuyasha (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
1:11 am	you guys are jelous. i got drunk with billy ray. he has down syndrome. i got drunk with a retard. you lose. they have a pug. their pug is awesome. silence is a burden, but i love this burden. burdens rock. i like drama. drama is my fav. i just want to live in a world full of it, where i can make pretend i care, and that i need to involve myself. drama rox my world. sux my bizallz. and yea, im drunk. sux my bizallz. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
3:35 am	i wonder sometimes if....god, where the fuck was i going with that? all i know is one more beer and im out for the night. and by that i mean the morning. i have to job hunt tomorrow. and by that i mean today. and by that i mean later today. i have a job. i have to job hunt tomorrow. i mean today. that makes sense. i have to work two jobs to support myself, even though i live with my mom. that however makes no sense whatsoever. but i guess it kinda does. my car sucks. my moms sucks. my cat sucks. everything takes money. money fucking sucks. on a brighter note i have no money. wait, thats not a brigher note. thats not a note at all. notes suck too. but seriously, inuyasha sucks too. kohls rox tho. today that one redneck dude i hate wasnt there. i got to jack around all day without him complaining. and by that i mean i had to work my slow ass off all day while he wasnt there to complain. what a dumbass, that kid. wolfs rain sucks too. sandwiches rox. i wish there was a snowstorm. then id have a reason to sit here all day and not update my journal because it would have been too soon since i last updated. id update every five minutes if it wouldnt piss everyone the fuck off. SUXORZ! IM DRIZUNK! Current Mood: good (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 28th, 2005
3:09 am	weeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll youre drunk youre drunk you sill old fool so drunk you cannot seeeeeeeee whos boots are those there under the bed where my old boots should be (Comment on this)
Sunday, February 20th, 2005
3:21 am	i am drunk. so what. big deal. wanna fight about it? so what. im watching super milk chan. wanna fight about it? i punched some glass and it hurt. my knuckle hurts and i punched it. the middle aged girl. im on a laptop. i want to eat an animal and that is against the law. lets fight about it. durr. oh well. mmmmmmh. law-breaking..... Current Mood: drunk Current Music: duh duh, duh duhhhhhhhhhh (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, February 14th, 2005
2:38 am	yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for red rocket. its good to have her back again. new job at kohls. ALSO good. its as easy as baking a cake. i personally have never had the pleasure of baking a cake. it couldnt be THAT difficult. i guess it could. i dunno. i can operate an oven pretty well. as far as following directions on a cake mix box goes, i guess it could get tricky. but slicing the cake is easy. so is eating it. i guess my job is more like eating cake. i guess. a piece of information was spoken to me recently, and has been bugging me ever since. an old friend of mine who just happens to have down syndrome has been buying cigarettes from a nearby gas station. some people seem to find it hilarious. i however do not. the lack of chromosome already dramatically decreses his lifespan. i am by no means a doctor. in fact im pretty much the opposite of a doctor. but the point is he lives a good life and the fact that he has the mental capacity and personality of an 8 year old kind of throws me off. yea, he is of age. yes, legally he can buy cigarettes. but i still dont find this right. the only place he can work is a pizza buffet because they are the only place nearby that will hire the mentally challenged. he cant legally drive a car. why? well he is of age to operate an automobile. i guess when he could endanger someone elses life it is a big deal. i seem to be the only one who sees anything wrong with this. yea call me a dumbass. i dont fucking care. if hes not legally capable of making his own decisions elsewhere, why should he be able to slowly but surely shorten his already premature life-span? theres nothen i can do about it but bitch and bitch and bitch. if you think youre going to hell already, go ahead and sell billy ray cigarettes and its a sure thing you fucknuts. Current Mood: blank (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 5th, 2005
7:04 pm	woohoo saturday night. my nights have grown more and more dull and tasteless. i guess i should get used to it since im only getting older. maybe i just need some new friends. i dunno. i sure wish that mexican would fix my car. that would be great. he came and picked it up last night. not only that, but he brought his whole family with him. right now red rocket is packed full of mexicans aimlessly abusing my system. hurry the fuck up mr. mexican man. i think my ojo is sick. she hasnt been insane lately. i do enjoy it, but its just not like her to be docile. maybe shes finally growing the fuck up. thatd be sweet. omgz BORED. big willy is still in pain, therefore making my nights more useless. he look hilarious though. his neck is all swelled up on one side and the other side is flat. it look like he has a broken neck. damnit i need more cheez-its. people arent strange. theyre stupid. faces do look ugly though. GOLLY GOSH GEEZ! call me emo but being bored sucks. Current Mood: bored Current Music: whatevers playing in my head (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 4th, 2005
2:24 am	omgzzzzzzz bored. tv is again losing its fun. i think thats the only reason i even update this shit anymore. i have a drug test tomorrow. thisll be the first one ive ever taken and passed....legitimately. only problem is i dont have any photo id to show when i get there except for my old school id. i dont think theyll take that. but itll kick ass if they do. today was cool, and by cool i mean alright. alright = boring. but i mixed a lot of records. well, not alot, but i mixed the same records repeatedly. furrows been working on his mixing (no comment). haha just joshin, hes gettin better. all i need now is a new table. if anyone would like to contribute, something similar to the link below would be FAN-TASTIC! http://www.vestaxstore.com/vestaxQFO.htm anyways, heres more conspiracy theories: WEVE ALL HEARD THE BAND 'LINKIN PARK'. WHAT WE HAVENT ALL HEARD IS WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND STAGE. DID YOU KNOW THAT THEIR PRE-SHOW RITUAL IS TO CHOP UP A BABY INTO 16 SYMMETRICAL PIECES, ROAST IT OVER AND OPEN FLAME, AND SWALLOW THE PIECES WHOLE? BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THEY SEEM TO HAVE A TASTE FOR NORWEGIAN BABIES. WHY IS THIS ALLOWED? WELL THINGS LIKE THIS SEEM TO BE THE NORM IN THE ROCK AND ROLL WORLD. LINKIN PARK + NORWEGIAN BABIES = A PRODUCT SO DESIREABLE TO AMERICAS YOUTH THAT NOONE WILL STOP THEM. AN ARISING PROBLEM WITH OUR GOVERNMENT SEEMS TO BE THE SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM. RECENT REPORTS INDICATE THAT IT WILL COLLAPSE ON ITSELF IN ALL ENTIRETY BY THE YEAR 2024. WHY IS THIS? SOME SAY A FLAW IN THE SYSTEM, BUT THE REAL ANWSER LIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. NOT ONLY HAS PRESIDENT BUSH BEEN LYING ABOUT THE REASONS FOR THIS, BUT HE IS SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR IT. THE QUESTION IS NOT 'WHY' THE SYSTEM ISNT WORKING. THE QUESTION IS 'WHERE' IS THE MONEY GOING? AS YOU PROBABLY DONT KNOW, A GOOD MAJORITY OF OUR SOCIAL SECURITY TAXES HAVE BEEN CONTRIBUTING TO A GIANT 'TRANSFORMER', IF YOU WILL. YOU SEE, WHEN BUSH WAS YOUNGER, HIS FAVORITE TELEVISION PROGRAM WAS IN FACT 'TRANSFORMERS: ROBOTS IN DISGUISE'. WELL, HIS PLAN IS TO ACTUALLY BUILD A FIT TO SCALE MODEL OF 'OPTIMUS PRIME'. WHAT THEN? WELL OF COURSE, HE PLANS TO USE HIS 'ROCKET BOOSTERS' TO PROPEL HIMSELF OVER TO IRAN, AT WHICH POINT HE WILL PROCEED TO LITERALLY STOMP THE ENTIRE COUNTRY TO DEATH. TERRORISTS, WOMEN, CHILDREN, PUPPY DOGS....NONE WILL BE SPARED. WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP IT? WELL WE HAVE A WHILE. SO FAR THE CONSTRUCTION HAS ONLY PRODUCED THREE OF THE FINGERS OF THE RIGHT ARM. TOTAL SUM OF FUNDS USED SO FAR? $400,000,000,000. WORTHWHILE? OF COURSE. my dear god... Current Mood: lethargic Current Music: JUST ANOTHER BOMB-TRACK (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
2:34 am	silly bobo doll brilliance. our pure brilliance shines through when my friends and i remain bored for extended amounts of time. hey im not complaining. i should be though. i just used a punch bag bobo doll as a prosthetic penis for over an hour. jesus tittyfucking christ. but i did buy will a present. he is going to shit his pants when he gets this. this is WAY better than getting him a box of all-bran cereal. in fact, this gift might even have a purpose. it all depends on how will sees it. hes probably gonna set it on fire, along with my hopes and dreams. conspiracy theories: THE ENRON SCANDAL WASNT ABOUT MONEY. IN FACT IT WASNT EVEN A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR. TONY DANZA WAS THE WHOLE REASON BEHIND THE SCENES. HIS WHOLE INTENT WAS TO SOMEHOW STEAL THE ENTIRE COMPANY, AND PLACE AN OUTRAGEOUS RANSOM ON IT SO HE COULD USE THE MONEY TO GET 'WHOS THE BOSS' BACK ON THE AIR. NOT JUST BACK ON THE AIR, BACK INTO PRODUCTION. HE TRIED TO PULL SOME STRINGS AND GET A LOAN FROM INSIDERS OF THE COMPANY FOR A PLANE TICKET TO THE COMPANYS HEADQUARTERS, WHICH IS WHERE HIS LITTLE PLAN BACKFIRED ON NOT ONLY HIM, BUT A HANDFUL OF ENRON OFFICIALS. ALAS TONY DANZA, MAYBE NEXT TIME. WE ALL SEE SHOOTING STARS FROM TIME TO TIME, AT LEAST, I DO. BUT DID U EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THEYRE NOT STARS AT ALL? FYI....THEYRE NOT! IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT THEYRE THE SPIRITS OF OBESE PEOPLE POTENTIALLY ESCAPING THE EARTHS ATMOSPHERE. WHY DONT YOU SEE EVERYONES SPIRIT ATTEMPTING SWEET FREEDOM? WELL AN AVERAGE TO LARGE SIZED SPIRIT TRAVELS MUST TOO QUICKLY TO BE VIEWED BY THE NAKED EYE. MY CALCULATIONS PREDICT THAT IF YOU ARE OVER 455 POUNDS, YOUR SPIRIT IF/WHEN YOU DIE CAN BE VIEWED BY MILLIONS WHILE YOU ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE THIS ROCK. WHY THE GOVERNMENT COVER-UP? WELL THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN TRYING TO CATCH ONE OF THESE SPIRITS FOR CENTURIES, BUT ALL ATTEMPTS MADE HAVE RESULTED IN DAMAGED/EATEN GOVERNMENT PROPERTY. IT JUST COSTS MORE THAN ITS WORTH TO ETERNALLY DAMNATE THE OBESE. BEN FRANKLIN DIDNT DISCOVER ELECTRICITY. NO, HE INVENTED IT! WHAT THE TRULY DISCOVERED WAS THAT A JAR OF PICKLED YAMS, A BASEBALL BAT, SOME RUBBER BANDS, AND COUNTLESS HOURS OF FUTILE EXPERIMENTATION FORMED THE EVERYDAY MIRACLE WE NOW KNOW AS 'ELECTRICITY'. OF COURSE, THERES A REASON THIS HASNT BEEN PUBLICALLY RELEASED. LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS GREED-DRIVEN WORLD, THE MOTIVATION IS MONEY. IF WORD GOT OUT ON EXACTLY HOW TO PERFORM THIS PROCEDURE, HOW WOULD THE STATE MAKE MONEY ON UTILITIES? I DONT KNOW, BUT EX-PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON PROBABLY DOES (*HINT* *HINT*). sometimes i like to touch myself....d..down there... Current Mood: amused Current Music: fairies wear boots (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
1:14 am	boredom not much done today. ditched jorge cuz hes a fucktard. that was fun. then i went to can-dice's apt. that was alot more fun. we kicked back a few and chat-chitted. the highlight of my night was visiting big willy. he had surgery today. his node was the size of a golf ball. thats one big-ass node. neways im bored as fizuck. tv sucks. so does bad tv. splish splash i need to take a bath (shower). silly gooses! todays conspiracy theories: AL GORE PUT INTO MOTION THE CRICKET SPECIES AS A METHOD OF WORLDWIDE SURVEILLENCE SO HIS WIFE TIPPER COULD MONITOR UPCOMING RECORDS FOR PARENTAL ADVISORY STICKERS. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT AL GORE BEING A CRICKET HIMSELF IS THE MAINFRAME OF THE CRICKET SOCIETY, KEEPING THEM AT ARMS REACH FOR A FUTURE INVASION. BARG'S ROOT BEER NOT ONLY HAS BITE, BUT HAS AN ADDED INGREDIENT THAT CAUSES APPENDICITIS OVER LONG PERIODS OF TIME, CREATING A LARGER MARKET FOR DOCTORS WHO SPECIALIZE IN THE APPENDIX AND ALL APPLYING FIELDS. NOT ONLY DID DEMOCRATS INVENT THE INTERNET, BUT THEY ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RISE OF CAPRI PANTS IN THE PAST DECADE. WHY? WELL WHY DONT YOU ASK OLD NAVY.....OR SHOULD I SAY, MICRONAVY!? FAT IS POWER THE COUNTRY OF FRANCE WAS ONCE A PART OF RUSSIA, BEFORE THE MORMANS WENT DOOR TO DOOR TO BRING THE WORD OF NON-JESUS RELIGION AND THE FRENCH COULD DO NOTHING BUT REVOLT, AFTER WHICH THEY REFUSED TO DRINK VODKA, USE DEODERANT OR FIGHT BACK. DOESNT MAKE MUCH SENSE DOES IT? YEA, THEY DONT WANT IT TO. THE MATRIX IS NOT REAL, BUT THE ORACLE IS. geez i hope that does it... Current Mood: bored Current Music: that whining noise my computer makes (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 31st, 2005
12:55 am	WAY TO FALL! sleep is for pussies. and babies. oh yea, and pussy babies. so im quitting cigarettes in 2 days. RIGHT?! no probably not. that more or less depends on if will quits or not. but i did smoke a whole pack today. NEWSFLASH! oh wait thats nothing new. there are so many cartoons out there that are not funny at all. in fact, theyre not even entertaining. not only that, but hearing them run in the other room seems to piss me off, even though i cant really understand whats going on. i was watching conspiracy theory last night, and i decided that if im gonna die, i want a professional to kill me, so here goes... NOT ONLY WAS PRESIDENT BUSH RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WAR IN IRAQ, HE WAS THE SOLE REASON FOR THE VIETNAM WAR. HE WAS RUNNING AN UNDERGROUND GRAPE JELLY SCENE AND THE VIETNAMESE JELLY WAS JUST SO DAMN GOOD HE HAD TO PUT THEM OUT OF BUSINESS. WAFFLES ARE REALLY MADE FROM TREE BARK AND FIRE HOSES. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LLAMA. JOHN KERRY ISNT EVEN A REAL PERSON. HES A COMPUTER GENERATED IMAGE BENT ON HELPING BUSH WIN BY BEING BORING AND ZOMBIE-LIKE. IN FACT, HIS CHARACTER WAS DRAWN FROM 80's CINE-HIT, 'RE-ANIMATOR'. CHECK IT OUT, YOULL SEE WHAT I MEAN. SPONGE-BOB IS ACTUALLY A CULT THAT BRAINWASHES ONLY SMALL CHILDREN TO BECOME HOMOSEXUAL SO THE METROSEXUAL FASHION MARKET WILL EXPLODE IN 15-20 YEARS. INVEST WISELY. THE PUG IS REALLY A SUPERIOR RACE. PRESIDENT BUSH HAS ORDERED 20,000 GALLONS OF DILUTED PEANUT BUTTER ELEMENTS TO BE DUMPED IN VARIOUS FRESH WATER SUPPLIES NATIONWIDE, THEREFORE CREATING UNNECESSARY CRAVINGS FOR GRAPE JELLY. i figure one of those has to be right? Current Mood: bored Current Music: blues traveler and stuff (1 Comment |Comment on this)